The sole original member of the band, our very own pirate Captn. Nuts lives on a boat as befits a true pirate.
Aided, abetted and "assisted" by his faithful four legged companion Toobs, he has the remarkable ability of being able to produce a vaguely recognisable sound from anything that can be blown. Whether or not it's in the correct key or time is a moot point, but hey, you can't have everything!
Trusty supplier of demonic bodhran, whistle (low, high and in between) and equally demonic vocals he is our peerless front man. Oh, and he calls a mean Ceilidh.